That is what is what life is like around here. Every day I am astonished at the news. That football player loses his mind and plugs his wife. They are making a big deal.
That’s funny. It happens all the time around here! There ain’t no brass band, no mourners, or no oupouring of sympathy.
That is what it is gonna be like when I die. I am a flattened squirrel on the road, and some one merely runs over me again.