I went to Sav A Lot and stocked up on their house brand of frozen waffles and sausage patties. Actually, I got the patties by mistake. Oh well, they were tasty anyways!
The box for $1 has 8x sausage patties. Microwaved 4 for 2 minutes. Stuck 2 of the Waffles in the toaster.. some butter and syrup.. VOILA! A decent breakfast for 75 cents. Not bad at all. Not as good as the Waffle House breakfast, but quite tasty.